Welcome

If you are reading this then you officially have been accepted to Pineapple Anonymous, but if you found this site by accident well then you're still accepted. In this blog I will be posting on information about pineapples and how we can use pineapples to our advantage against our mortal enemies. Below are a list of goals set for this blog and how you can contribute to Pineapple Anonymous.

Pineapples Orders:
Devour a Pineapple
Get some Pineapple recruits
Spread the word
Sacrifice a Pineapple for the greater good

In Pineapple Anonymous we have but one aim:
Infiltrate the enemies base and win the war.

Pineapple Anonymous Emblem:
















So far we have no information on the enemy, we don't even know who they are. But along the way we will discover these treacherous goons and alas have victory. Your leader will remain anonymous but you shall call him either "Monte Cristo" or "The Omega Pineapple". One last aim we have is to discover the chosen one among the people of the Pineapple anonymous. Good luck whoever you are and may the Pineapple be with you.

Monte Cristo